Mental Health Pool

A pool made of Lava that you sit back and relax in to gain mental health

We decided to rest in the mental health pool to relax

by Soro__ March 30, 2022

mental lol

When you laugh in your head but not aloud, aka MLol or mlol

Husband: “Aren’t you going to laugh at me?”
Wife: “I did, it was in my head. A mental lol.”

by Buckeyeheel May 23, 2018

mentalated

the term used for when someone has turned mental.

e.g. oh my god that sock poo has totally mentalated her!!
or...
wow he has completely mentalated.

by mental lass April 25, 2006

Mental illness

Has been reduced to a euphemism that amount to little more than orwellian "wrong think"

Hym "If having a near perfect ability to perceive reality is mental illness then what do we call everyone who isn't me?"

by Hym Iam March 7, 2023

holy mental

Crazy, wow

Holy mental can you believe it!

by Melbunny November 27, 2023

mental presence

To be present in the mind of another without physically being there, by way of previous interaction or discourse.

A disruptive memory, either positive or negative, which affect one's immediate ability to think or make decisions based on previous exposure to written language, spoken a language, and body language (including multi-media).

"Before i walked down the isle at my wedding, the mental presence of my grandmother told me to "lift up my skirt before I trip."

"She retained a mental presence of her husband's fist, even though he was not around physically anymore."

"Although I want to achieve higher grades, the mental presence of a bully prevents me from reaching my goals."

"The news offers an ongoing mental presence of fear amongst our community, and this allows them the ability to manipulate and control."

"The law creates a rhythmic mental presence which makes me feel uncomfortable in my own home."

by Mr H20 August 20, 2022

Mental Restardation

A mental condition in which one’s IQ is so low that they maintain a genuine conviction that the stars, their position in the sky at birth, and gravitation pull have an effect on human personality - even despite massive scientific evidence to the contrary. Most affected are scientifically-illiterate obnoxious white women, but anyone is at risk.

Ma’am... we’ve got the test results back and we believe that the brain damage your daughter underwent may have caused a very serious case of mental restardation. We strongly advise that you keep her away from Twitter and Tumblr l’est her condition worsens.

by squitzl December 20, 2020