Derk maxing

The act of practicing kegels with feces to stimulate the male g spot.

“Bro, I was practicing derk maxing and accidentally pooped myself.”

by Derk maxer February 29, 2024

Mint Maxing

1) The act of building a tolerance to anything with a minty taste or sensation for the purposes of self improvement.
a) The excessive use of any product or products based on if they are mint flavored.
b) Intense enjoyment of all things minty and cool.

I learned about menthols health benefits so I began mint maxing.

Person 1: Hey why does a cloud of cool minty scent surround John?
Person 2: I heard he is mint maxing and chews a pack of gum a day.

by XxEpicSoupGamerxX March 18, 2024

beef maxing

Grabbing your dick and beating it with a meat mallet until it’s smashed into little patties

Hey John have you started beef maxing

by President Pork March 19, 2024

Cunt maxing

Maximizing you’re cuntyness

“Ayoo! This prick getting in the way of your cunt maxing princess? ****mcdOnalDs noises****

by 404paige March 19, 2024

poop maxing

trying to take the worlds biggest shit every shit

eating nothing but fibrous meals and holding your bowel movements in until you physically cant

yeah bro i've been poop maxing recently

by dodgeramowner March 20, 2024

Rot Maxing

Engaging in brain, body, and bed rotting with the goal of rotting away as much as possible. This may involve sitting in bed all day, endlessly scrolling on the internet, neglecting one's responsibilities, practicing poor hygiene, or staying outdoors at all times.

He sleeps for 12 hours per day and has 10 hours of screen-time; he is rot maxing

by CrippledCow March 21, 2024

Seattle Mariners Fan

I have a bad attitude, talks back to my parents, chooses to disobey, very disrespectful and sarcastic, rude to my friends, love saying bad words and the list goes on. As a Mariners fan, this is who I am.

Did you see the World Series Texas Rangers spank those Seattle Mariners Fan?

by IamAWorldSeriesChamp2023 March 28, 2024