Fatty Log One Wipe

The act of taking such a perfect shit that it only needs one turd wash.
"You already shit? "- Tanner
"Yah bro I dropped a Fatty Log One Wipe." - Travis
by The Taint Tickler 69420 May 10, 2021
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barkers log

I was out for a run and stepped in some barkers logs

He's a big dog, how will you deal with the barkers logs?
The kids can not go to the park because people are not cleaning up their barkers logs
by photo_journ October 02, 2020
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log buddy

A significant other that has at one point humped a tree
Wanna be my log buddy?
I already am
by KittyKat26 March 07, 2017
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Flamin’ Hot Logs

The name of the shit you take after you just went demon mode on an entire bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. And it feels like Satan is holding a blowtorch to your asshole.
Bro, I shouldn’t have ate those Cheetos, I just dropped some Flamin’ Hot Logs.
by SoccerislifeLMAO December 14, 2022
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alabama log flume

When you dirreah onto someone’s back and proceoto take a shit onto the waterfall and the shit flows down her back.
Hoe: Wanna try something new? TeHe ;)
Weird ass dude: How about an Alabama log flume?
Hoe: What’s that?
Weird ass dude: Magic!
Hoe: Let’s do it!
by TooMuchTime6969696969 October 25, 2018
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Jet log

To the chagrin of Jason, Mike dropped a massive jet log because he couldn't wait for the plane to land.
by keepinitgiebel July 06, 2022
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Pass the Log

Pushing a shit form your butthole into another persons butthole
by Zack Zack Heart Attack January 20, 2022
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