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Do me a lemon

Quite simply this is another way of saying "Do me favour". However this version tends to be used by people who live in and or frequent London, England.

Often it is used to express disbelief in what someone is saying .
#1 Do me a lemon, and give me a lift to the pub.

#2 Do me a lemon, there's no way he said that you absolute muppet.
by Gazcap June 3, 2024
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Lemon

Lemons are a fruit, mot people know that, but the word "lemon" in lets say, Wattpad stories, can mean something else. That "something else" is smut, sex, and other reproductive activities. the first sentence is the "smut" part the second sentence is about the actual fruit.
"Last night I stayed up til like, 5 reading gay lemon stories!"

"im not sure if i should put a lemon slice on my drink or not"
by FuckYouInParticular August 25, 2023
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Lemon

The most dangerous word in the fucking world. if said exactly 69420 times in a row yo will summon a lemon with the power of a thousand chicken nuggets. This can end the world trust me i know.
Terrorist: Lemon, lemon, lemon, lemon....
Person: what the heck are you doing?
Terrorist: Lemon, lemon lemon
Person: Dude wtf stop it.
Terrorist : SHUT UP GODAMMIT IM TRRYING TO END THE WORLD! DAMN I LOST COUNT!
Person: oh shit
by ChickenNuggitBoi October 27, 2021
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Lemon Question

A question confidently asked by a person that has given the appearance of being knowledgeable in the subject but really is not. Can be just the two of you or can be a group of you talking.
i.e. i was speaking about a construction site with a group of people and a girl nodding along jumped in with "iv always wondered, how do they hang drywall when its raining and not ruin it?... That's a Lemon Question, derived from interviews given by Don Lemon and the numerous times he asks a "Lemon Question".
by Whonose!? April 10, 2024
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Lemoned

Where you smoked so much fake weed yo stomach feel sour
Yo bro
What
I smoked the wrong shit
Nigga you lemoned
by LemonNigga101 February 4, 2016
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Lemon Water

Lemon Water refers to the greatest up and coming band out there. LISTEN TO THEM,
also the singer has a massive dong and the drummer aswell

peters is pretty big too i guess
I played Lemon Water in the car today and i loved it

isnt the singer and drummer so hot

i have never seen a dick so big
by Olliesgotabigschlong March 21, 2024
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Lemon Season

Lemon Season is a play on the phrase "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" meaning a period of time in which a person takes advantage of good opportunities or tries to make their life or situation better by doing certain things.
Person: I'm starting at the gym today. Going to get huuuuge
Person 2: YEAH MAN LEMON SEASON
by lemonademan1372 May 21, 2018
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