Julian Joseph

A fucking absolute psychopath. The most ruthless son of a bitch you'll ever meet. Hope you like arguing over who gets the last word. Julian Joseph is the type of friend to say he has plans already even though they guy has nothing going on. He is also the type of dude to say he has a 9 inch wiener, when we all know its pushing 3 inches. He has a tendency to watch gay porn as well. One day I walked in on him jacking off, but really he was using a monster dildo shoved 15 inches up his ass. Julian Joseph is the type of dudes to think he is the alpha male but deep down he already knows who his daddy is. I hope and pray no one has to put up with a Julian Joseph, if so good luck to you soldier. He is also the one friend in the friend group when they say ,"well fellas, we lost a good one today" Honestly, being a Julian Joseph might be the worst human being on this planet. If you see one out in the wild, RUN!!!! FUCK YOU, Julian Joseph, FUCK YOU! Although sometimes the man has a heart <3

"Have you heard of Julian Joseph?"
"Yeah, that guy. He's clinically insane"

by RyanKeith December 11, 2023

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Joseph Takagi

The first person to be shot in Die Hard. He also owned Nakatomi Plaza and after his death John Mcclane's girlfriend ended up taking over the company.

Hans grueber: I am going to count to 3
Hans grueber: 1, 2, 3
Joseph Takagi: I dont know the code, your just gonna have to shoot me :/
Hans grueber: Ok. (gun raises) *BANG!*

by In My Sights1 February 2, 2022

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Joseph Murphy

jospeh murphy is a wonderful young man, he is a great talk partner and has pretty eyes. usually wears some drippy garms and really looks good standing next to a joel.

my goodness, he's really rocked up like a joseph murphy

by captain bos November 22, 2021

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