tuner car

noun, an economy car bought off craigslist by a financially misguided young man that is "tuned" to achieve slightly greater straight line acceleration and maximum potential lateral acceleration. notable features 1. are exhaust modifications that are loud yet particulary "untuned," as in creating various unpleasant low frequencies in steady, droning disharmony 2. disproportiately large rims bearing "low profile" tires 3. the hood of vehicle is often a different color than that of the other body panels 4. ride height of vehicle often altered. watch for scraping upon exit of hamburger drive-in.

Primary reason for good used honda civics being priced astronomically high, tuner cars have become an icon for the continued irresponsibility, entitlement, and egomaniacal behavior on the public road system of the US today. They have replaced muscle cars as a locus of blame in the grand scheme of percieved danger on the highway. While tuner cars, as inanimate object are obviously not at fault, they do symbolize effectively the continuation of the american inability to reconcile the conflict of ego versus landscape where the young man choses an ideal of control in response to deep seated emotional ignorance. see also motorcycle in regards to this part of def
Nice tuner car, dude. That's a real constructive use of both your time and precious metal alloys. Can't wait to see you out there on the road exceeding the social agreement of speed limitation! You will certainly beat a "stock" Honda Civic to the next red light in your tuner car. And that joker won't know what to do when he catches up and you both stare at each other, at the same red light, in the same reliable, sensible, safe, cute-as-a button compact japanese automobile.
by motorcycle god January 31, 2009
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car porn

Any type of media (especially film) which exhibits particularly excessive depictions of cars. For example, depictions of drifting, burnouts, crashes, camera angles, etc. so excessive, numerous and repeated that they highly resemble the cinematographic structure of filmed sex acts.
The films Ronin and Smokey and the Bandit are car porn. Videos that solely focus on continuous repeated car shots are also car porn.
by ara s. November 24, 2007
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american car

The very best cars that have ever rolled across the Earth's paved surfaces. They're fast, powerful, tough, and can take an incredible beating, and on top of that, they're usually as reliable as any Japanese ricer. People often claim Japanese cars are better, but that's only because the only way they can reach the power of an American car is by turning them into piece of shit ricers.
Yesterday, my friend Bobby tried to overtake me on his Volkswagen Jetta twice. But he failed. His piece of shit European car was no match for my Pontiac Sunfire. My car is a true American Car.
by Da_Nuke April 21, 2007
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hot car

When a driver of the opposite sex as the passenger calibrates the heat settings in an automobile to full heat output, and positions all blowers to point in the general direction of the passenger.

Hot car is successfully reached when the occupant claims, "My skin is burning". Attempts by the passenger to re-calibrate heat settings to a more comfortable level is met with a sturdy slap on the hand.
"That bitch whined about being cold so I pulled a hot car on her."
by Konrad May 13, 2004
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car moshing

Hardcore dancing adapted to the passenger seats of the car.
Since it is stationary, all that is required is timing. The rest is just flippin' out.

We were car moshing when we rolled up to the red light. We were blasting hotcross.
by harblHARBL January 19, 2007
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car jam

A term used to describe driving in Auckland City New Zealand where the traffic is more congested than Hong Kong.

Thanks to a dumb arse profiteering government and the GFY council mafia parasites.
Sure, just car jam over to my house.

ok I'm already car jamming now...
by fu manchu magic July 28, 2017
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Bumper Cars

A sex position where both the man and women are kneeling with their asses facing eachother.
Yeah man my penis is so flexible, I can pull off bumper cars with my girl
by Hugh Jainis March 09, 2017
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