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The Cold War

When you put a rectal thermometer in the freezer and then flip a coin to see who’s ass the thermometer goes in, they call the coin flip The Cold War.
They did The Cold War to decide who started first for beer pong.
by Dirty WAHP January 16, 2022
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War at mickles

All hell breaks loose, war, cum, shit,mud,pool, jumping, forking, end of GOONS.
Have you seen the Great War at mickles of 2021 shit was wild
by Roman demstrom May 25, 2021
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War Crime

The ability to be worse than cringe, most children youtube channels exhibit this phenomenon.
"This minions music video is a war crime!"
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bird wars

when birds attack each other it looks stupid but it is reasonable
by Aquapig June 5, 2015
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Reality War

The war fought in a series of ongoing battles between society's most powerful entities as they endeavor to convince as many people as possible to accept their version of reality and think, feel, and act accordingly.
Reality is essentially what is accepted as existing, in other words, "what is." To convince others to believe that reality is what they say it is, religious organizations, governments, corporations, mass media outlets, universities, writers, intellectuals, artists, musicians, singers and other performers, scientists, and the masses all engage in the Reality War in as best their money and other resources permit.

There are personal, past, present, proposed, debunked, fraudulent, altruistic, positive, negative, imagined, factual, fictitious, and many other types of realities.

Some realities are more extensive and complex, and it is generally impossible to conclusively prove whether a reality is true or false.

The first reality to exist was and is the Original Reality and those who believe God created everything accept it as the one true reality, undistorted by the now almost ubiquitous overt, covert, or subliminal messages to the contrary.
by but for February 15, 2018
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Videogame War

A war deciding which console or platform is better. Playstation, Xbox, Nintendo and the PC fight this. All consoles and devices have their own personalities. Playstation focuses on the mature audiences and power. Xbox focuses on graphics and the younger audience. Nintendo has unique ways to play their games, as well as alot of unique characters, but doesn't focus on graphics, power or anything else. PC focuses on everything related to power or graphics, but not a person or company really owns PC.

All Consoles and Devices have their own personality and alot of people don't get why people still fight over this. Commonly seen with Xbox VS Playstation.
baby1: WAAA XBOX BETTER
baby2: WAAA NO PLAYSTAION GWOOD
baby3: NO NO NO NINTWENDO BETS WA
baby4: SHUT IT PC WRGJFROIRFJ RFFRJEOJW EOIEFJ
chad: It does not matter who is better. The Videogame War is stupid.
by Gadget Gabe September 4, 2020
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bio war

A bio war is a online argument in which two or more people use their accounts bio on a variety of platforms to exchange arguments back and forth.
Man, Joe and Tim are in a pretty heated bio war right now.
by Dave the Skier September 9, 2019
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