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morning

Period of the day that goes from 6:00 am to 11:59 am.
Morning.
by Çyçyryany April 21, 2025
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Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.
I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.
by SpringFellows May 26, 2016
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Morning After Shot

A drink for the ladies, to be taken after unprotected sex. consists of equal parts grain alcohol, bacardi 151, and a crushed morning after pill. To be drank at the top of a flight of stairs. Push her down after she downs it.
I had unprotected sex last night, but I made her a morning after shot, so I'm in the clear.
by captainstagneti December 28, 2010
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morning dew

female morning wood. they wake up with their dick hard, we wake up with our pussies drenched
i went to finger here this morning and she was already ready with the morning dew
by megamindlover123 April 6, 2024
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morning torque

morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor
my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque
by preschool poacher May 2, 2015
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Good Morning and God bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast while on the toilet.
I need a good morning and God bless to make me feel better
by MyBoringLife May 23, 2018
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