Brown Terror

Similar to a night terror, a Brown Terror refers to a dream so mortifying that it causes a person to have a sudden and involuntary release of fecal matter whilst sleeping. Often accompanied by urination.

A Brown Terror often includes screaming as a result of realizing you just slept in your own shit.
Daniel saw his extremely unattractive music teacher play a box instrument in an erotic position with caused him to experience persistent Brown Terrors for the remainder of the week.
by KiddingKendrick January 02, 2011
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Brown Hurricane

n. comes from the brown hair around a persons asshole which resembles a hurricane; swirling curly hair around an asshole.
Man I had to pull out the weed-eater on that girls brown hurricane last night, I couldn't fight through the forest all by myself!
by Cyclone44 April 03, 2005
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Brown Rain

When a large and often solid turd is passed, there may be a phonomemon that occurs. This is where the large turd is so solid, that it refuses to allow water to penetrate it.
After the hench shit has been passed, the afflicted may be struck down by "brown rain".

The excess water left from above the offending shit can just fall out. This is especially worrying if a "pink sock" has been created by said shit.
And no, it doesnt drop straight into the bowl, 9 times out of 10 it will run down your arse cheeks, covering the floor with the thin wet shit.
"You know i ate sunflower seeds for 3 weeks ?"
"Yeh.....youre a dick"
"I just found out why the package carried warnings"
"Brown Rain ?"
"Aye. I stood up to admire the work and before i realised that shit was EVERYWHERE"
"I know the feeling padré"

by Watko January 15, 2007
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Brown Whale

A turd of oceanic proportions, useful if pretending to be a pirate and in need of a dump. Often used in conjunction with "Thar she blows!"
by SamuelL.Jack July 02, 2009
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Labatt Brown

1. The day following a long night of drinking beer, a beer shit is a virutal guarantee. A Labatt Brown is a specialized beer shit taken the day after a night of drinking Labatt Blue (a popular Canadian Beer).

2. A beer shit.
I'll be back in a few hours, I have to take a wicked Labatt Brown.
by Brad Edey August 09, 2005
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Chris Browned

v. -To remorselessly assault a female.
He did not like that she was yelling so he Chris Browned her.
by Jeddahcoolboyz May 16, 2009
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brown creeper

another name for diarrhea. The liquid poop that comes out yor butt.
Guy 1: Man you're late. Where were you?

Guy 2: Dude, I've been up all morning with brown creeper
by JL Thompson October 23, 2007
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