Glass is a terrible thing that has been me because when it breaks it shatters and when it shatters it turns into tiny pieces and win you were no shoes in your house for the past three months and think the glasses God you cut yourself or one of those tiny pieces of glass
by anonymous March 21, 2021
Get the Glassmug. an ugly ass bitch that is very annoying
by OUBFHDJNSJFHJ November 13, 2019
Get the Dakota Glassmug. A blonde with glasses, often times girls are usually smart and quiet. They are most of the time very attractive.
by Zestmaster09 April 9, 2023
Get the Blonde with glassesmug. wearing square glasses means you get 0 bitches. you have no game. honestly gravity pulls more bitches than you.
emily: “ew nicholas is wearing glasses. he must get no bitches”
nicholas: “hey you wanna go on a date”
suzy: “ew no you’re wearing square glasses”
nicholas: “hey you wanna go on a date”
suzy: “ew no you’re wearing square glasses”
by ihaveshortnails May 22, 2022
Get the wearing square glassesmug. A colloquialism for a glass bong. This term is used when the substance being smoked in cannabis, as opposed to other agents. The term is thought to have originated in southeastern Connecticut
I was driving down the highway with my best bro and thought I smelled marijuana coming from the car in front of me. I pull up next to the guy and he's playing the glass clarinet!
by Huffle-Puff-Daddy September 11, 2016
Get the glass clarinetmug. by y0u’r3_b1in6 December 20, 2021
Get the sebastian glassesmug. A female who's not in a relationship with either sex currently (but has been in the past) because she's been rejected by members of both sexes. A female who tries to rally other people to support her even at the expense of their own relationships (the kind of person who would try to fuck with the lives of two people who are otherwise happy together, despite the female in the relationship having something in common with her). A female who makes everybody's life around her about her, then tells them all its not about them, which is true, everything has to be about her.
The girl with the glass jaw didn't want to be rejected and alone at the same time, so she tried to get other females to think like her, even though she didn't really know anything about being happy with another human being(and some of them did), since every relationship she had tried at, she had been rejected for making the relationship all about her, the same way she did with family, which is why nobody missed her when she was somewhere on the other side of the globe. She was quick to get other people to sacrifice things, and try and get them to compromise rather than resist.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019
Get the Girl with the glass jawmug.