Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

pizza im ptitim

its when u have ptitim on pizza

hey, or is eating pizza im ptitim

by Or liani September 12, 2018

im pimping

To be cool or successful.

Im Pimping;
Daniel: Sup Emily
Emily: Hey Daniel
Daniel: How are ya
Emily: I just bought 4 nfts

Daniel: Daang you’re big pimping

by nexus_irl February 8, 2022

ims

An acronym meaning “I’m saying”, typically used when in agreement with something you’ve heard.

John: niggas who claim wass r gay
Adam: ims fam☠️

by comradedababy December 13, 2021

Bro im going to fix my vr

Term typically used by gay teens meaning to get their butts stuffed.

Bro im going to fix my vr with my friend

by Bro my vr November 21, 2020

im so dead

oh no i got in trouble

mom:DID YOU BREAK MY CUP COME BACK HERE SON:SHOOT IM SO DEAD IM GONNA RUN

by rblx jack May 15, 2022

im fine

1) no, you/your friend are not fine. Don't believe anyone who says that they are fine. Babes help yourself or your friends to find you/their happiness.

2) YES BABES YALL ARE SO HOT YALL SO FINE MAN !

1) I'm fine, don't worry, I'll definitely cry tonight.
2)Omg have you seen Jenna Ortega/(anyones name)? SHES SO FINE.

have self-confidence baes say 'im fine'

by from mamak stall December 13, 2022