an extreame sex act that involves knocking one's sex partner out with a bottle of maple syrup without them expecting it, then pouring the entire bottle of syrup into their ass by use of a funnel
by colber nation February 05, 2010
by Dan-was-here February 05, 2010
the act of shoving Stephen Cobert's Grammy in a hole in a maple tree and waiting for an American speed skater to come out of the hole to see if there are 6 more weeks of winter.
I just finished the doing the canada's history, looks like im going to be wearing my Colbert long johns for another 6 weeks.
by boredsiueguy. February 05, 2010
An outrageously over the top sex move. It involves moose antlers, syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Honestly, that's all you want to know.
Mike pulled off Canada's History on Lauren. Let's just say she had a hard time sitting down for the next week.
by proph3t February 05, 2010
The sexual act of shoving a moose antler up the anus of one's sexual partner by using maple syrup as a lubricant. Also, you wear the Stanley Cup as a hat.
OMG was that Canada's History
by modnarrandom February 05, 2010
Using maple syrup and baby's blood to coat one's body and set on fire after a personal encounter with a Welshman.
by Jaques Esquiolof February 05, 2010
A tactical sex at requiring partner "A" to inflate his testicles to the size of curling stones with saline. Partner "B" is then required to insert 17 ice cubes into her Vagina and then jettison said ice cubes directly at the enlarged testicles. If the ice cubes melt this then becomes a failed Niagara falls.
Steven Colbert was the first American capable of performing Canada's History although Ariana Huffington was injured in the process. Her balls exploded.
by Report February 05, 2010