cat with glasses

just a random thing that popped into my head

cat with glasses in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022

Buttered Glass

A real Jamie Benjamin kinda move. He's a kinda chill guy, but he just straight up gets butter on his cup

Jamie has a buttered glass, what else is new

by Down with jamie January 12, 2023

Having a glass of wine together

UK slang for felattio.

Downing Street said that the MP “flagged up” the couple’s relationship to Foreign Office officials after finding them “having a glass of wine together” alone in the Foreign Secretary’s in 2018.

by Jacob Rees-Bunce July 1, 2022

Frost the glass

When you take a Brad Pitt which leave skid marks and you place a single sheet of toilet paper on on the water to conceal the skiddies

I just took a massive shit and left the handbrake up. Had to frost the glass so the miso wouldn’t crack the shits.

by Jaymur September 8, 2021

glass spoon

A glowing spoon to eat ass with. Gl- (glow) ass spoon.

guy 1 : "Did you eat the booty like groceries?"
guy 2 : "You know it, I even brought my glass spoon"

by Turbusense December 20, 2015

Wearing two glasses

If you wear two glasses that means you fuck absolutely uncountable of dudes and get absolutely no bitches. It also means that your six eyes can’t even let you see your tiny ass penis

That guy wearing two glasses look like you

by Sumonethatisnice May 29, 2022

Foggy Glass Eye

When you fart during a 69.

How was your night Aaron? “Horrible, my girl gave me a foggy glass eye.”

by J Kregg October 6, 2020