Someone who looks better when wearing sunglasses.
Be careful when judging her Instagram pictures because she's a Glasses Malone.
by SuperCoolBeas June 23, 2015
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I splooged around her eyes and gave a set of yogurt glasses
by Yogurt glasses January 26, 2018
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A small but smooth guy, But when messed with might be one hell of a person to calm down, He won’t hold back anything when it’s time to handle his business.
Don’t mess with Kobe Glass, Your gonna regret it.
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The girl that ends up with broken bones after getting hit in the face twice, thus redirecting a flight.
Miss glass laughed about the hundreds of people she killed on the train after getting that dude banned from the airplane for life.
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That's Miss Glass, she is hard as glass, she's the wrong one to try and shatter, don't let thinking you can see through her fool you, she is suprisingly not fragile.
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A colloquialism for a glass bong. This term is used when the substance being smoked in cannabis, as opposed to other agents. The term is thought to have originated in southeastern Connecticut
I was driving down the highway with my best bro and thought I smelled marijuana coming from the car in front of me. I pull up next to the guy and he's playing the glass clarinet!
by Huffle-Puff-Daddy February 17, 2016
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