Your Mom's Girlfriend

Me. You say your mother is gay, so I'm her gf 😐

"Yo is that Your Mom's Girlfriend?"
"What the-"

by Cheeze, Slayer of Your Mom July 14, 2022

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Scifers girlfriend

Similar to weighbridge in that it takes loads all day

Scifers girlfriend took everything I had the other day!

by Bandwe January 14, 2020

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The ultimate blend of affection and annoyance. She's the one who will drive you up the wall with endless nagging about taking your meds and wearing a coat, but she'll also be the first to hold your hand when life gets tough. She'll roast you with the precision of a gourmet chef but loves you more than a fat kid loves cake. Expect plenty of "I told you so's" when things go sideways, but also count on her to pick you up, dust you off, and help you try again. She'll stick by you through thick and thin, with a dedication that borders on "I'd-rather-commit-a-felony-than-break-up" loyalty. A whirlwind of sarcasm, love, and unwavering support—she's your rock, your partner in crime, and your favorite pain in the ass.

When Nyan ended up on the floor, Sloth laughed her ass off and managed a "told you so" every now and then. Being a caring girlfriend, she helped him up but will most likely roast him when the opportunity provides it.

by God_is_I May 19, 2024

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National Girlfriends Day

On August 1st, National Girlfriend Day takes place! It’s not about a relationship, but actually about womens’ bond and friendship with each other!

Person 1: Hey I’m calling to let you know, you’re a wonderful person and I want to stay friends with ya! Love ya girl :)

Person 2: Love ya too! Happy National Girlfriends Day

by speakingthemind August 3, 2021

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