fried

1: to be pretty well gone on marijuana
2: regarding LSD use; acting dumb
3: to be lacking in brain-cellery
4: to be ridiculed
5: less commonly; something/someone that is unattractive.

Evan: What's up with this ugly ass dude Adam, bro? He's acting like a fucking dumbass.
Matt: Bro, he took 2 tabs and fucked up someone's pen. God, look how fucking ugly he is lmao
Evan: Yeah, he's fried as fuck. We frying his ass 😈........ we straight FUCKIN his ass too, right, twizzy?
Matt: Fuck yeah daddy
*they make sexual congress*

what word was i defining again

by Violet Lene December 13, 2021

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Fried Liver Attack

When you're having reverse-cowgirl sex with someone and you try to spank them, but miss, and wind up slapping their liver instead.

"Yooo I fucked up last night I accidentally gave Mike the Fried Liver Attack! He's gonna leave me for sure, he threw up everywhere!"

by crabapplesouffle November 23, 2020

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Fried Chicken

A fucking racial stereotype towards black people to think that they LOOOVE fried chicken. A food that makes White assholes bring black people to the nearest KFC because they think they eat like pigs.

(White Guy): Hey I've got this really great place to eat at!
(Black Guy): Really? Where?
(White Guy): KFC! They have the best fried chicken.
(Black Guy): Dude, WTF.

by handle in use by someone else. November 3, 2022

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Fried Bologna Sandwich

A very obese and sunburnt man, whips the pus from his blisters on to his "meat." He then casually inserts his meat between a ladies "buns."
In this example the pus is simulated mustard.

After a Caribbean cruise, I gave my boss a fried bologna sandwich.

by Studmuffindelux2 June 29, 2024

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