Facespacetube Dick

Someone who spends all their time on either Facebook, Myspace, or Youtube, only to come to you the next day to share the "exciting" new features or uploads.

Guy 1: Oh man, did you go on youtube yesterday?
Guy 2: Yah, for a little.
Guy 1: Holy crap man, there was like a new Viral Video that came out at 5:30, a new (insert youtube star name here) video at 8, and I found a sick new channel!
Guy 2: Jesus christ, calm down. You are such a Facespacetube Dick.
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Guy 1: Dude it's like a disease. I think i'm a Facespacetube dick!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I was on facebook for 4 hours just realoading the page, and youtube for 5!
Guy 2: You totally are.

by BS-man November 3, 2009

Dick in the door

When a male has a highly likely, but not guaranteed chance of getting hot action with a female. Chances of sex are gradually increased by "rounding the bases" or gradually increasing sexual tension between the chosen mate.

Brian's definitely getting that broad in the sack tonight. I saw them getting heavy in the parking lot, he's already got his dick in the door.

by Great Seany July 5, 2016

eyes dicked

When you lay floppy dicks on both of your eyes.

Dude, Ryan's getting his eyes dicked!

by UltiMonkey May 16, 2016

Dani's Dick

Dani's Dick is the most powerful weapon in this world, just looking at it makes your asshairs tingle in fear. Like a mighty katana it will slay all men, women, both, none, and in-between, making them weiner cock obsessive creatures. This straight bladed double edged glorious shaft was so abnormally large that it required the use of a trillion hands to wield it effectively. But before your musty fingers are even able to touch the throbbing piece of gold, you will need to withstand its EXTREMELY captivating and sexy aura. If you stare for too long, your eyes will combust and your very own miniature dick will explode into tiny muffin-looking-hamsters. HARDCORE. Nobody in history has been able to even kiss this magnum king kong phat dong, let alone even survive in its toe curling, back bending, mind numbing, head splitting, butt fucking presence!!! The Dani Dick rules over everyone. Suck it up you twinks (Hamish, Tomie, Finn, Ben, Declan)

"Hey, have you heard about that bootylicious babe's ass destroyer 3000??"

"Oh! You mean Dani's Dick?? Yeah careful, that shit makes you want to pour oil on yourself and jump booty butt naked"

Don't mess with Dani's Dick.

by FinnsMumEnjoyer May 5, 2022

Beach dick

When you're at the beach, and you just got out of the cold water. You're laying on the sand, and you try to get a show boner, but the cold causes it to be smaller than it should, and you probably shouldn't show it off.

What's up, ladies? Check out this half-mast beach dick I've got going. It's literally an inch, and a half, at best.

by Pikaderp August 6, 2015

inverted dick

When your dick is so small you have an indent. When you get hard it looks like you have a cyst.

Man how bigs your dick, massive its called an inverted dick, isn't that an indent???

by daddy oh November 15, 2016

Dick Stubig

The man with a penis so large, it can not fit in any hole, and therefore he is the most unhappy man alive.

Dick Stubig was angry last night.

by Robert Van Winkle April 12, 2004