flaming carl

flaming carl is the act where you crapand then drop the poo into someone's mouth (it is better when they are asleep or entirely unsuspecting).

Carl just dropped a massive flaming carl into Karl's mouth.

by shmurp January 30, 2017

Faking an Uncle Tom

When you've (usually a black guy) spent so much time with white people that you begin to dislike your own race, but due to white people's "whiteness" you still do not feel completely comfortable around them

Black Guy 1: You've spent the last 4 day with Richard, Madison, and Olivia! How do you feel?
Black Guy 2: They are fun, but I'm really starting to feel distant from other black people.
*Richard send a video of a failed dab*
Black Guy 2: "OHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYY?"
Black Guy 1: Yeah bro you're Faking an Uncle Tom

by kam11345 February 10, 2017

flaming dick

Another word for chlamydia.

Boy 1: I should never have hooked up with that chick last night!
Boy 2: Why's that?

Boy 1: I 've got a flaming dick

by The Naked Feet March 15, 2017

Flaming Andrew

To give a woman slow, disappointing missionary position sex whilst simultaneously having your butthole fingered.

"Dude last night I gave this chick a Flaming Andrew while there were like three other people in the room."

by ph4l4nx March 25, 2017

flaming cheetah finger

When you are finished with your bag of hot fries you then stick a finger in your partners bum

Tommie gave Samantha the good old flaming cheetah finger.

by Jlewis454 April 6, 2017

flakin'

Someone who been snitchin aka a nark

Dayquan told me you been up with the feds. You been flakin'?

by brothajab April 25, 2017

Flaming Watson

Gently spread apart the butt cheeks of a passed out friend and violently shove your face into there anus while yelling absurb profanities into there rectal cavity angrily, also known as an Alabama butt slam or butt yodeling.

Martin was so furious with rebecca for smoking all his shabadoo he gave her a fierce flaming watson

by Flimzorp May 7, 2017