Ed Elk

An elk that looks very much like Ed Crankshaft. It often has his head and sports the colors of Centerville High School, black and gold. Its fur is very wooly and yellow toward the back and black on the front. Ed Elks do not have antlers except in the does. They often can be seen skipping around the football field bleating happily.

Ed Elk: Centerville High School won the football game! Rock on, Elks!!

Opal Elk: (shaking her antlers and bleating) Black and gold! Elks on the hunt. We sent you back you dirty bunch of runts!!

Ed Elk: (starts skipping around the field) Watch this. How's this for skipping? Do you think I make a good Elk?

Opal Elk: You certainly are beautiful. Elks are so pretty. Especially Centerville Elks.

Ed Elk: Class of 1943! I graduated from here, you know? Its a great school.

Nelson Elk: You two are so crazy! You are two of the craziest deer I know.

Opal Elk: (bends down to the Nelson Elk and starts rubbing lotion into his fur) Here you go, sweetie. This is how an Ed Elk shows love.

by Dusty's Baby Powder April 28, 2011

Ed's Theory

Pray for something you don't want and it will come true.

Playing monopoly I pray to not land on free parking and I do and get all th emoney in the middle- Ed's Theory

by Kat_Brothers December 18, 2013

Ed Syndrome

"the dumbest people on earth" a very rare condition in which people are always confused and they never understand anything. these people never laugh at jokes because their condition denies them from getting the joke. they'll always make you laugh because they're just soo dumb. usually common in the Sagittarius Zodiac sign. - Em

People: Ever heard of"Ed Syndrome" ?

Me: Yeah, ofc, my bff's have it. Zee and Kilsy are supa dupa slow.

by princessemily123 August 23, 2016

ED SHEERAN

Probably the kindest person to exist. He makes amazing music with deep melodies and lyrics that hit differently. Do you want emotion? Go listen to Ed Sheeran.

Ed Sheeran is super awesome.

by HOPP3R June 17, 2022

ED

Everyday

My mom be working 9 to 5 ed

by Ruthlessk April 9, 2023

Ed’ Weenah

A kind loving person who cares for herself and others, an extremely selfless person who just brings light to places that are dark. She is loved by everyone and appreciates everything she has. She is super sweet while being tough as fuck. She is super sporty and very competitive. Extremely tall, any guy should be lucky to have such a gorgeous goddess like her. She knows her rights and holds her ground while being respectful. Cares for others before she cares for herself. If you’re ever sad she is the person to come to. When she is motivated to do something than she can do anything she can conquer the world if she were to put her mind to it. She is extremely intelligent but doesn’t like when you mimic her. She is very good with kids and is the perfect wife material. If you ever meet and Ed’ Weenah you should consider yourself lucky because she is a one of a kind.

Guy 1: Ooooh she’s fine
Guy 2: I bet I can make her be mine
Guy 3: That’s Ed’ Weenah she’s one of a kind

by Kahlmeier March 8, 2025

Ed

Ed is a sweet caring guy who doesn't really believe he's a good person. He's artistic and likes to draw, and loves to draw his friends. He's funny as FUCK like holy shit, and he will show you he cares by showing you quality memes. He plays video games, and will stop at nothing to get you to play with him, and literally if nothing else works he'll play Roblox with you because he wants to still talk to you. He's sorta bad at flirting and is a little awkward, but is literally the best boyfriend ever and he's hot af, even though he doesn't really like himself. He's probably the best guy you'll ever meet, and you won't be sorry you talked to him.

"Wow omg Ed's such a good person holy shit wtf?!"

by capitalist bourgeoisie June 2, 2018