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Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation
I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her
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Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation
I felt a little chivalrous towards this chick Tiffany’s brown eye blues that I met on tinder! So I gave her the Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before I violated her middle back pocket

Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation “very” occurs
I felt a little bit chivalrous towards this Tiffany chick I met on tinder’s brown eye so I gave the common courtesy of a Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before the rectal reaming goes down

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina 

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina
Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

Licking the Donut 

Another term for licking the inside of someone's asshole usually done during felching or in some cases munting. It is also another term for somebody who's a suck-up.
Hey , your mom is really good at Licking the Donut! She should really make a job out of it.

Josh really needs to stop Licking the Donut and just do his job!

Chase the donut

A 3 person sexual activity involving one donut. The donut is placed on one’s penis (preferably hard). As one individual eats the donut in a “corn-on-the-cob” fashion, oral sex is performed by the last member.
-Hey, down for chase the donut with me and Matt after work?
-Sure!
Chase the donut by Tettroc January 2, 2026

P-burn donut

A woman makes a large glory hole and proceeds to let multiple men put there genitals into it and try to pleasure them all at the same time
me and the boys should go to the P-burn donut
P-burn donut by P-burner January 7, 2026