doing dishes

a sexual act of shoving dining utensils up another person’s rectum.

“doing dishes one sec”

by biscuit cunt May 10, 2018

hoinga doinga

To be stunned at someones ugliness.

Shannon: Wow that guy is so ugly!
Allie: HOINGA DOINGA YOU'RE RIGHT!!!

by michaelb0hn July 8, 2012

Boingo Doingo

The fattest joint anyone could ever imagine.

Yo dude, you wanna go smoke some boingo doingos?

by 3piphany1 August 8, 2018

what are u doing step bro

what are u doing step bro is something that a step sister says when she gets stuck in a provocative position and her STEP-BRO walks in with his big Ding Dong Shling Shlong and sticks it in his step sister and the iconic line is said WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO

Stepsis: oh no im stuck in the washing machine
Stepbro: Walks in with dick out and sticks it in his step sister
Stepsis: what are u doing step bro, did u at least use a condom?
Stepbro: Its fine were not related by blood so there's no chance of deformity

by Big ol Horse Ding Dong February 21, 2022

doink

a lovable buffon who makes lots of mistakes. Sort of like a klutz but only verbally. Ususally only pertains to foreigners.

"doink. Thats not how you use that word."

by bunny November 13, 2003

Doing A Sunderland

From Sunderland AFC's record of the fewest Wins in one season, where they managed only 4 wins during the 38 game 2002-2003 FA Premier League Season.

In this Season they also achieved the record for least goals in a season, managing only 21 and a record low points total of 19.

"Doing A Sunderland" is used to describe someones failure. A total Looser

"He just never gets lucky, he's just doing a Sunderland"

by RocketDan September 8, 2005

Doing the Bacon

When a person/animal falls to the ground and starts to flop around almost like they are having a seizure... This could be due to an actual seizure, drunkenness or a bout of rofl due to some hilarity that has ensued among other things...

Dude... why was that girl flopping around like a fish on the floor last night?

She got so drunk that she started doing the bacon

by dragonstar87 June 9, 2010