NeedTeej Disorder

A rare medical disorder in which one is dying due to lack of attention. Symptoms include dramatic tendencies, mood swings, chills, neediness, and being unable to drive within a certain range of the cure. Once diagnosed, those with NeedTeej Disorder have 48 hours to survive unless they receive the cure. The cure is cuddles from Teej.

“Teej really came in clutch on Monday when I had NeedTeej Disorder.”

by Iamadr June 26, 2021

Political disorder

Anarchy

OMG those kids are full of so much anarchy, and political disorder

by < J Sizzle > February 4, 2009

Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID)

When you feel the need to forward a just received joke, picture or video to your friends (not to the sender, of course). To be unable to keep the received medium just for you.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.

This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!

Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.

by ThePhysopher December 22, 2018

Garb personality disorder

People with this change their personalities based on the clothes they wear

Yesterday ken was so quiet, what is this sudden burst of charisma. It must be a case of garb personality disorder

by Quen.asf July 14, 2025

Gratificatory Disorder

To "march the penguins", Get the "Big O", to "Ya-ya" her sisterhood, to "Find Nemo", to say "Yoo-Hoo" to the "Hoo-Hoo", to Masturbate.

Your sister is saying Yoo-hoo to the Hoo-hoo,

She has Gratificatory Disorder.

by pitsweater June 23, 2025

multiple sexual personality disorder

Sorry
Its when a person can't cotrol their impulses because they are suffering from sexual personality crisis

Ricky suffered from multiple sexual personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes January 28, 2019

SUUK Disorder

Sudden Urge for Useless Knowledge disorder is a product of the smartphone era where an un-contained train of thought ends in a random question that you simply must look up the answer to. Very frequent during an exam period or other moment of extended monotony.

~I wonder if the actress that played Lyndesy Lohan's twin in 'The Parent Trap' has been in any other movies I know~ "Damnit SUUK Disorder"

"Thanks to a SUUK episode I had earlier, I now know what an average roman legionaire carried on his marches."

by Tuonra January 15, 2018