crabs pic

abs pic

finna send me a crabs pic?

by eddiemunsonsslut July 20, 2022

crab man

crab man is a semi-professinal Brawllhalla player and a pretty bad speedrunner who has skills in coding and HTML

" have you seen that crab man got last in the Brawlhalla tournament?"

by FM VII June 15, 2023

Crab War

When two homosexual individuals with pubic lice have intercourse and their crab colonies mangle. This will cause the colonies to fight and eventually devour one of the unlucky homosexuals penis off.

Josh: Holy fuck dude did you hear about Simon and Wyatt's crab war?
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!

by skibidi cock May 31, 2024

Snow Crab Alfredo

the yummiest, creamiest alfredo in the world with real shredded crab meat in it instead of something boring like chicken! YUM!!

I would like to order Snow Crab Alfredo please.

by ProudMom3109 January 14, 2010

crib crab

A derogatory term for a crib-contained human infant who has not yet become old or mobile enough to be referred as a rug monkey or a linoleum lizard.

Sorry-- I would, but I have to go over to my friend's house. It's their date night and they couldn't get anyone else to watch the crib crab.

by IronNerf July 8, 2014

herpes-crabs

One of the most pernicious venereal diseases ever. What appears to be a simple herpes blister swells up to 4 times normal size, and erupts; releasing thousands of tiny crabs. the crabs disperse, fornicate, and lay eggs which mature into herpes-crabs blisters...

Girl, don't sleep with him or you'll get a wicked case of Herpes-crabs. Herpes crabs

by wodiespodie May 18, 2016

Decatur Crabs

Decatur crabs is a slang-label to avoid a white female from Decatur Ohio who has slept with a black male.

“She’s got them Decatur crabs bro, steer clear.”

by BlunderBuck July 8, 2025