shirt cock sword fighting

1. the act of two men sword fighting with their dicks while only wearing a shirt. 2. the preferred way for Scientologist to boost their Thetan level.

"Lord Xenu froze the aliens and dropped them into the Hawaiian volcano's because of the excessive shirt cock sword fighting!"
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."

by Snifner October 9, 2006

cock

(1) the best goddamn thing in the word. If I could, I'd ride one all day long.

Cocks feel so great in my pussy

by glamour gurl April 15, 2005

cock monger

One who savors the taste of cock

That girl is such a cock monger.

by Billy Dean December 4, 2002

elephant cock

a penis the size of an elephants

a penis with elephantitus

or the actual penis of an elephant

check out that elephant cock it would take a fricken whale to get that in.

by noone July 14, 2003

stunt cock

fills in for the lead actor (who is not well endowed) when an "action scence" is needed in a porn flick.

actor: "i'm going to fuck you now."
direcotr: Cut! Bring in the Stunt Cock!!!
actress/stunt cock: AHHH OHHH YEAHH...

by wilson March 1, 2005

cock smack

To smack a person, usually in the face, with one's cock. Often used as a disciplinary maneuver.

If you keep playin' like that, I will cock smack you good.

by Jimmy January 23, 2003

cock on the rocks

The act of receiving oral sex from a female, while she has ice cubes in her mouth.

Also known as an eskimo blowjob or a meatcicle

She slipped some ice cubes into her mouth and sucked down a Cock on the Rocks

by Foxhill August 14, 2007