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Chode Slime

Its like snot, but from your chode, normally directed at someone you disslike, or a friend, who is just being a straight up douche who doe's stupid things, or a person who does not know their drinking limit, and pukes all over your new laptop. In a way it is the marrige of chode meeting slime, and they had a child, and its called Chode Slime, and CS's parents are total fucking dicks for bringing this child onto our planet.
"Man, last night, our bro was total chode slime, he puked everywhere in the bar, and all over my sisters bed later that night."
by Capt Guillotine December 18, 2011
mugGet the Chode Slimemug.

The Jimmy Chode

The Jimmy Chose is a penis wider than it is long, or a chode, with the addition of one testicle or the birth monotestcular, with the testicle being square and the head being sharp and pointed.
Colin: Leo do you have The Jimmy Chode
Leo: No...

Jimmy: I DO
by Lenard the 7/11 Employee June 1, 2015
mugGet the The Jimmy Chodemug.

chode masta

The slimiest hairiest juiciest little chode of all. The lease of the juicy chodes and all the chodes praise him
Kevin-hey brendon do you love the chode
Brendon-Fuck chodes
Kevin-NEVER DISOBEY THE CHODE MASTA
by king of chodes April 5, 2016
mugGet the chode mastamug.

Chode Rocket

When you whip the the king kong long shlong and it hits him/her/it in the face before they can open their mouth
"man i just dropped a chode rocket on rebecca."
by Dangitbelikethat May 23, 2020
mugGet the Chode Rocketmug.

Chode-a-saurus

It is the same definition as "Chode" except instead of defining an appendage it describes the shape of a person who is wider than they are tall.
Rick D is 5 feet wide and 4 feet tall, what a chode-a-saurus
by BigFudge1234 September 17, 2018
mugGet the Chode-a-saurusmug.

Overnight Chode

A guy or girl who was once cool as fuck but seemingly turned into a dick smoke over night. This usually occurs for no reason.
Fuckin James used to the coolest mf ever until last month he became an overnight chode.
by MyVeinyMeat February 14, 2022
mugGet the Overnight Chodemug.

A Human chode

Is a person much wider than they are tall
by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021
mugGet the A Human chodemug.

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