Magnum Chode

A chode, but the size of either a .357 magnum, a .44 magnum or a .500 magnum round. Unlike a magnum dong a magnum chode is an extra small penis, while the magnum dong is an extra large one.
I hate Jerry, he probably has a magnum chode.
by UNSCgrunt226 August 12, 2017
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Chode Slime

Its like snot, but from your chode, normally directed at someone you disslike, or a friend, who is just being a straight up douche who doe's stupid things, or a person who does not know their drinking limit, and pukes all over your new laptop. In a way it is the marrige of chode meeting slime, and they had a child, and its called Chode Slime, and CS's parents are total fucking dicks for bringing this child onto our planet.
"Man, last night, our bro was total chode slime, he puked everywhere in the bar, and all over my sisters bed later that night."
by Capt Guillotine December 16, 2011
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Chode Lawson

A mother fucker who is so fake and so gay.
" Chode Lawson is so damn fake it aint even cool man."
by spmcd February 15, 2019
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chode-docking

when one guy has a spaghetti peen and the other has a chode and the spaghetti peen goes inside the chode's urethra creating a CHODE DOCK.
Yo Dequavis lets do some chode-docking rn.
by LilHIV+ November 19, 2019
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Bio Chode

A Bio Chode is a tiny pair of nuts and a small, weeny chode. With this, the nuts are powered by the Zeus Battery, outputting more than 1000000 Volts into the nuts, then making the chode, a big penis.
Atef - "Damn, Constantine's got a nice Bio Chode!"
Constantine - "Thanks Atef, not so bad yourself!"
by Atef Lord March 05, 2021
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Beefy chode

A name u give someone when thier dick is very fat and the width is longer than the actual dick itself.
Omg have u seen his dick

Answer: omg yeah he's got such a beefy chode.
by Grannyshagger101 January 30, 2019
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Chode Stain

Man that Trevor guy is an absolute chode stain.
by taco_salad July 03, 2015
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