portuguese crab cakes

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*

We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.

by Princess Wishamotherfukkawould March 11, 2018

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Michael Reid

"Tell someone who cares" "Oh Michael Reid does!"

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Shaking my beef cakes

When your upset and niggas get you tight / when you fuck up

Damn that niggas annoying shaking my beef cakes

by $imone October 27, 2018

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Pulling a Caesar

When you work out at the gym for a short time, then disappear and talk about how you will come back later to shut the place down. Yet no evidence exists of said event.

"He's always rushing out of here, then 'pulling a caesar' about later"

by ALPHA.POWERBUILDING November 3, 2018

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