California Super Suck 

When you receive head so f***ing good, that by the time it's over; 25 years have passed & you're on the streets begging for money to satisfy your crack habit. (Like the majority of the homeless in L.A.)

Nick: Damn dude, I haven't felt anything that amazing since we pretended to be suicide-bombers that one time!
Vinny: No, shit? Sounds like she almost gave you that California Super Suck!
Nick: Damn near, I knew I was in trouble when I started getting light headed & I was getting weird wiffs of crack.

California Super Suck by Mr_Blue_Pants November 21, 2024

California shit sock 

A sock full of piping hot diarrhea with a mortar firework inside.

“Let’s go throw a California shit sock at that fuckheads house!”

California shit sock by Steve mast November 22, 2024

California Blow Dryer 

The act of cumming on one’s body in the spring and having another girl come queef on it to dry it. (Can be used if man comes on oneself and girl queef on him)

Man last night was crazy, I received my first California blow dryer of this spring!

California Blow Dryer by Teddybarbeque April 22, 2024

California Handy 

An anonymous masturbatory service administered free of charge. A term derived from a suggestion that Californians live a freer life than most people, and are generally more upbeat and willing to grant sexual favors to complete strangers, for free, in order to spread their cheer. The term “handy” is short slang for “handjob.”

Man, I hadn’t had any sexual relations in years before that lady was nice enough to give me a California Handy while we were standing in line for the ATM machine.

California Handy by Hoof April 26, 2024

California Roller Dog 

California roller dog is the act of replacing gas station hot dogs with steamy, solid, and rigid turds.

Last Friday night me and ole Ricky mosied on down to the 7/11 on the corner and delivered em the California roller dogs they didn’t know they needed.

California Roller Dog by Larry the hog squeeler May 15, 2024

California Raspberry

When 2 people blow raspberries on each other's butt hole or chocolate starfish.

Dude look over there, it's two homeless people giving each other a California Raspberry...

California Raspberry by 12344321 username May 23, 2024

California Raspberry

When people blow raspberries on each others butt hole or chocolate starfish.

Dude, look over there. I see two homeless people giving each other a California Raspberry.

California Raspberry by 12344321 username May 23, 2024