Cock nosed platypus

The cock nosed platypus is a rare almost endangered species . Found only in the most southern parts of South America it feeds on tiny insects . Your typical platypus features a flat duck billed nose where as the cock nosed platypus has a big veiny set of dick and balls attached to it's face . If you see one in the wild try not to approach it for they are known to penetrate any threat they might see .
Hey did you happen to see that big cock nosed platypus back there ? It's nose was huge !
by Fuck scorpion February 03, 2018
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Texas Nose Flute

A parapdilliac sexual act in which a partner places their nose into a person's vaginal introitus to which they then blow their nose into the canal.
Her glistening vulva trembled in anticipation of his throbbing nostrils which ripe for a Texas Nose Flute.
by browndoctor May 13, 2015
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Big Nose Calculator

The Big Nose Calculator (BNC) is a calculator notable for being the only device in the world to have enough computation power to make use of the famed Carbonicci sequence. It is also known for its unbelievable degree of accuracy, refusing to take approximations even as inputs. Many people consider it to be what triggered the singularity, that is to say the age of the Nose.
Big Nose Calculator, what is the third entry of the Carbonicci sequence?
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Thank you Big Nose Calculator, what would the world be without you?
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by Carbonicci April 27, 2014
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play with her nose

Someone who uses cocaine or other hard drugs through snorting
I can't mess with her, she play with her nose.
by Buffed Up Westsider September 17, 2020
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Fat Nose Jay

This is a name to call anyone that has a fat, plushy nose.
Amanda: Stop talking to me Jalen.

Jalen: Stfu fat ass.

Amanda: Bitch you stfu Fat Nose Jay.
by Am Papi November 09, 2016
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snubbed nose rhino

When she puts her nose on your taint and rubs it up towards your balls.
I’ll never forget the first time she gave me a snubbed nose rhino... It was then I knew... she was a keeper!
by UnderMuffin December 20, 2017
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breathe nose air

Laughing at a meme online, that isn’t really funny.
Bro that reddit meme made me breathe nose air.
by Ushanka Sheep October 13, 2020
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