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Mokers bum

An insult for almost about anything
John fortnite was being such a mokers bum
by John fortnite December 29, 2021
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bum trip

1. An intense LSD (or other psychedelic substance) experience, also referred to as a “Trip”, in which the person under the influence begins to feel an overwhelming sense of disappointment, despair, dread and anxiety.

2. Term describing an unpleasant experience while on large amounts of hallucinogens.
Hippie 1:Sorry I freaked everyone out when I ran off into the woods, but I was having a totally “bum trip” and couldn’t get away from my shadow.

Hippie 2: Bummer, maaan. I had a “bum trip” last week on that sunshine acid. I was so outta my gourde it was a bummer.

Hippie 1: Bummer, man.

Hippie 2: Yeah man, total bummer, man.
Hippie 1: I know, maaan, like, “bum trips” are a total bummer.

Hippie 2:Tell me about it! Such a bummer!
Hippie 1: Oh, okay…so I had a majorly “bum trip” at the party when I stripped naked and ran into the woods. My shadow was a major bummer and totally bummed me out, maaan.

Hippe 2: Dude man, you are totally bumming me out! Bumming me out worse than this Grateful Dead drum solo. Has it really been 45 min of drums?? Bummer.
by $wen$on August 20, 2021
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Kettle Bum

when you go for a poo and you have the worst ring sting known to man!
by ADEVANS90 April 3, 2011
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Bum Chuffing

A palm Massage of the rectum in which to remove the unworldly contents. Often sexual, this technique is primarily used for pleasure but can also relieve bowel tension.
(1)"That man is a Bum Chuffer."
(2)"She is clearly in need of the Bum Chuff procedure."
(3) "Would you please relieve my Bowels with a 15 minute Bum Chuffing?"
by Curly Crimson September 6, 2009
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Bum tug

When someone puts a finger in your bum, dry, and all your bumhole skin gets tugged inwards along with said finger and it hurts a bit
Karen: I’ve got such a sore bum hole today

June: You been putting scotch eggs up your bum again?

Karen: No nothing that tasty, Gareth slipped a finger in dry and I got really bad bum tug
by Sceggs November 12, 2018
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Bum Squirt

I think its a pronoun used to describe an unexpected and unpleasant visitor
I really wish that Bum Squirt would stop coming around
by Your're being a fart knocker February 3, 2022
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Bum Tigger

Sounds highly racist but legally isn’t. Great comeback material.
by C00chiMan69 November 12, 2020
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