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battery

I heard it in rap songs, lol, also referred to as "duracelled" (unsure of spelling) the brand name. I assumed it meant to get fucked in the arse ie. anal sex.
That girl just got battery by three guys.
by Carmina August 18, 2006
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Fanny batter

Fanny Batter was a women's name. She appeared on one of those TV Shows with odd stuff etc.
<FannyBatter> Woooooeee, this internet thing sure ain't friendly to mehhh!
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 14, 2003
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Battered Fish

when someones foot has such bad athletes foot or verrucas it looks like a battered fish.
by MUSLIM+GARDENER October 2, 2009
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clean-up batter

noun

1. in baseball, the fourth hitter in a lineup, generally the hitter with the highest batting average, whose job it is to essentially "clean up" after the less skillful players that have gone before him.

2. in anything other than baseball, a strategy similar to the above, but with the key distinction that one lets others have a crack at bat first with the knowledge that they will fail, so that one appears far more awesome than his predecessors
1. Ryan Howard is the clean-up batter for the Phillies, but it doesn't matter because no one ever gets on base before him.

2. Jim sees an attractive girl in a bar, wants to talk to her, but then remembers the clean-up batter strategy and lets two drunk bros and one old creeper talk to her first. If Jim doesn't get the girl after that, we call that a Ryan Howard.
by howwasthisnotdefinedalready August 29, 2013
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Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better

Trying to plead your case in a situation of guilt when you are actually doing more damage than good. Digging yourself deeper.
Mr. Brown went to represent himself at his trial. A spectator saw him and just said to him that he was "Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better."
by NotNix October 29, 2009
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pillow bitter

when the sack is bittin while in the making of sex
omg dude my girl friend gave me a pillow bitter last night
by Grant Olson April 17, 2008
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Bottery

The crafting and/or sculpting of one's fecal matter as it exits the sphincter.
"hurry jane, come and see the wonderful bottery that Frank left in our ensuite"
by tronical March 8, 2010
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