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toilet blocking

Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.
When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.
by skeptic_here May 16, 2016
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Definer's Block

(n.) When you can't think of anything to define on Urban Dictionary because almost everything comedic has already been defined.
Guy: Hey man, what's wrong?
Other Guy: Can't think of anything to define, I got definer's block.
by Other_Person March 8, 2020
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write block

A Write block is where you cant write, or cant think of any ideas. (i think.)
Student: Im sorry, i apologize, i had write block.

Teacher: That's really no excuse, you had 2 weeks too write the essay over computer or on paper.
by Kwoffee January 30, 2017
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Beaver blocking

When a woman is trying to pick up another woman and her friend ends up pussy blocking you.
Yo,I was trying to pick up this smoking hot chick when her friend comes over and starts pulling at her yelling " come on its our jam gurl ". She was such a beaver blocking bitch.
by Rubin James March 27, 2016
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Cock block

When you have a few women to pick from and your mate comes round and cock blocks you from sleeping with any but doesn’t sleep with any himself but makes thems leave before going home to walk his six dogs
Bens cock block me again
by Popsinator January 1, 2022
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J Blocking

This is the art of being cock blocked by a guy when making advances on another guy. Usually they guys are two close friends and the one blocking you wants you for himself.
If I was making advances on this guy I was attracted to and a mutual friend came in and was J Blocking me.
by Mistress of Darkness March 6, 2010
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Blocked by association

When you've been blocked by someone on Facebook in retribution for a mutual friend blocking the person who blocked you.
Remember how you blocked Kara yesterday because she kept blowing up your shit? Well, now, I've been blocked by association. Thanks a lot!
by I8ur3.14 March 22, 2019
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