a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.
Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!
by Bill Beef July 8, 2025
Get the Blasted clownmug. by Airmen DAD April 8, 2022
Get the stone cold blastmug. by Tjsanallover October 7, 2017
Get the Cranberry blastmug. When a man shoots his cum out of the tip of his penis and his urethra expands. the cock blast usually lands on anus or tits.
by bluke69 April 12, 2019
Get the Cock Blastmug. by moneymonkey123 January 28, 2018
Get the Jimmy Blastedmug. When someone eats enough cheese flavored snacks to acquire a thick layer of cheese dust on their fingers and then smacks someone on the ass, leaving a cheesy handprints.
"Did you see Tina's butt??? "
"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."
"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."
by CuriosaFatale March 5, 2018
Get the Flavor Blastedmug. Hey did you hear Bobby did a pineapple blase G:What
A pineapple blast they stick a pineapple up their ass
A pineapple blast they stick a pineapple up their ass
by BUBBLEloves June 22, 2022
Get the Pineapple blastmug.