River helmet

Tha axt of giving oral sex while floating down the river.
While floating down the river my wife gave me an amazing river helmet.
by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023
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River Coochie

A freshwater oyster that sticks itself half out of the ground and flailes it’s coochie like lips from the side of its mouth.
Wow, did you see the river coochies out there ?
by Rcooch13 April 27, 2022
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Code Red River

A guy code that is used to secretly let other men in the general area know that a girl is on her period.
Guy 1: Emergency code red river commenced.
Guy 2: looks like we're going camping this weekend.
by ArcticReef August 03, 2015
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Bridge on the river Kok

The result of putting a lot of effort into something useless.

Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai
A - Oh shit, the history research was on WW1 and not WW2
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok
by Bob The builder March 03, 2017
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Two Rivers

When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.
Yo bro, do you think this girl is down the two rivers!?
Hell yeah! This chick loves R. Kelly!
by KoolKStreet August 02, 2021
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Pearl River Rat

Noun. Someone who exploits you for sex.
"I thought he was wanting a relationship, but it just turned out he was a Pearl River Rat."
by Queen Daniel April 13, 2020
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River Bro

The original name of River Pig pub based in Portland Oregon. They had to change the name because it would not appeal to a wide audience; hence the name River Pig.
Bro 1: Bro, wanna go take pickle back shots at river bro?
Bro 2: Bro I hear it’s called RiverPig now.
Bro 1: I don’t care bro, I just need some whiskey and bitches right now.
by OGRiverBro June 29, 2018
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