Alobama Man

A white male from Alabama who believes that because he voted for Obama, he can never be considered a racist ever again.

"I used to take part in public lynchings, but since I voted for Obama I am now an ALOBAMA MAN!!!!"

by junksauce March 25, 2009

Salamander Man

A half-man half-salamander species. He is on the Filthy Frank Show. He is cool enough to know how to play the recorder with his nostril. Says nyes almost all the time.

Frank: wait, is that Salamander Man
Pink Guy: No, dat ees mcdonalds
Salamander Man: NYESSSSS

by AwesomeIzzy012345 December 19, 2019

Norwich Man

A part- time ghost, a part-time instagram merchant and a part-time underwear seller named Pristiano Penaldo who only appears against Norwich city, a second division team in england but ghosts against other good teams

"I dont want to be like Norwich Man. He is finished"
"Norwich man ghosted against Morroco again!"

by Honest pistiano penaldo fan February 7, 2023

Man’s not hot

A famous rap song from Big Shaq, the greatest mathematician ever.

“Girl said take off your jacket, I said Man’s not hot” - Big Shaq

by A. A. Fair December 10, 2017

man glitter

saw dust, wood shavings

When he came in from the garage with his latest project he was beaming with pride and covered in man glitter

by MamaLlamaKidsAreDrama March 21, 2016

Man Huss

The thing that makes you a man.
or
What you shoot out when you finish spanking the monkey or fapping.

Person 1: Look at my car.
Person 2: Damn that is your Man Huss.
or
Person 1: AHHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: WTF you just Man Hussed all over my face.

by David Da BeastAss Latino May 30, 2008

Man fork

A very impressive penis. A breed that few women and even fewer men have encountered. Those who possess man forks are often very shy and live as hermits in the nearby mountains. A man fork is a shocking sight. As it is a penis with a dagger ontop.

OUCH! Dude...keep your man fork inside your pants. Nobody wants to see that...

by FruitAcid. May 31, 2009