Bacon Steak

A word describing an excessively over-tanned woman, and/or a humorous response to a misheard question or statement.

(1st Example)
"You like your bacon steaks don't you Dave"

(2nd Example)
Adam: "What did you say about that tv programme last night?"

Mary: "Bacon Steaks?"

Adam: "Good one..."

by Adamabad Osama August 1, 2011

burn the bacon

When some dumb fuck like Brownie leaves something under the grill and goes into the lounge to have milk and cookies whilst the kitchen catches fire.

"You twat Brownie!! You burnt the sodding bacon again!!

by Dave January 22, 2004

sweet pepper bacon

when you eat out a fuck hole that is infested with crabs

Man I was muff diving on sally when I looked down and saw that she had sweet pepper bacon.

by marmot 11 April 22, 2006

I smell bacon!

you say this when you see da pigs a.k.a 50 a.k.a fat doughnut eating dudes that chase yo ass like you stole they're coffee so the can put u away

1. driving down the street u see cops "I smell bacon!"

2. Ur about to get busted and ur homies yell "i smell bacon!"

by GI70ST January 20, 2009

Sideways Bacon Smile

Another term for a vagina, based on one's resemblance to two pieces of bacon arranged as to form a shape representative of a smile (turned sideways, no less.)

His womb ferret smashed into her sideways bacon smile.

by The Womb Ferret July 26, 2006

bacon

To define long vaginal lip (labia).

Ohhh... look at that bacon!

by stevem January 29, 2007

Kevin's Bacon

Doing a girl doggy style while she's making you breakfast.

I had toast and tea while making Kevin's Bacon

by Anonymous October 25, 2003