Wack Attack

When someone gets way too high, and freaks out slightly. Symptoms include paleness, sweating, loss of the ability to open your eyes, and a desperate desire to no longer be high.

Josh: Dude, is Sam ok?
Joey: He is Wack Attacking.
Josh: Oh... Shall we fuck with him?

"Fuck... I'm ok... I'm ok... Its just a Wack Attack."

by Beentherebeenhigh August 26, 2009

naked attack

When a person, being without clothes, physically tackles another person in the presence of others with the purpose of publically humiliating them.

Did you see Matt this weekend? Bryce wasn't looking and Matt totally naked attacked him in front of everybody!

by DarkRob2000 July 22, 2008

Fart attack

Whe a person takes a huge shit then has a hear attack fron the fart.

Damn boy.! He had a fart attack

by Ebonybitch300 January 14, 2010

Attack helicopter

When a guys penis is soo small that's it just foreskin there and it spins uncontrollably while he is pissing.

"hey dude you should have seen my piss earlier, it went everywhere in a full circle, I was a fucking attack helicopter"

by TiP August 30, 2016

ninja attack flap jack

way of grooming a dog or sexual position. Dog: fold ears over head so they touch and put a ninja mask on him.

Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.

"Here at west minstah we see Spuds with the "Ninja Attack Flap Jack."

"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"

by bill from ultimate fakebook February 18, 2004

Slack attack

Similar to a heart attack but the victim suffers numbness of the legs and a slowed heart rate and the craving for anything crunchy.

Guys hold on, I think I'm having a slack attack!

by Everybodyonce December 10, 2008

Brain Attack

Where you've heard or seen the stupidest thing as of yet, causing you to enter a trance-like coma for a few seconds, stunned that you just heard or saw that. You get them less frequently as you grow older, because every time you've had a brain attack, you need to see or hear something stupider than that to get another one. These are usually said while not under the influence of anything, because under those circumstances where below is said while high, it does not have the same effect. the below is said while perfectly functional, inducing brain attacks.

Guy #1: You know... wars sucks, cuz like, if people minded their own business and like didn't start wars, we wouldn't have wars and everything would be chill yanno?
Guy #2: OMFG you are soo right! you should be like, president of the world or something
Guy #3: If we had a president of the world there would be no wars!!!
Guy #4: I.. I have... argh -.-.....
Guy #2: Are you alright?
Guy #4:...
Guy #5: You shitbricks gave him a brain attack.

by Dr. Roflpotomas March 29, 2010