Abigail Jones

The most hottest, badass female in the world.

Ew you’re so ugly, you look nothing like Abigail Jones 😂

by Ytsmuypol February 22, 2021

Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know the adversity and antagonizing isn't going to be enough to defeat you today.

Not today female Jim Jones, you aren't conquering it and claiming it as your territory today.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know that she wasn't going to be getting the best of you today.

It wasn't enough to defeat me, not today female Jim Jones.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

Jones lag

The amount of time that it takes between Alex Jones having a conspiracy theory and it turning out to be right is known as Jones lag.

Alex told everyone about Epstein's pedo island, but the Jones lag took a few years.

by @mrkulci September 10, 2020

Grandpa Jones

A stereotypical country boy who loves to dance on camera with a fucking banjo.
If you're asking for his age, uhh. Sorry bout' that.

Grandpa Jones is my favourite musician! - Some british person

by this is my pseudonym. barkbark October 26, 2022

Off the Jones

On heroine that smack that devil crack the flint water on a spoon

That brother off the Jones

by D’Ralph April 14, 2021

wisp jone

Total inebriation having a good time with good people. It is typically seen as a snapchat story caption.

Did you wisp jone last night at the party?

by devilscharger21 December 10, 2015