Apple Fanboys

Sheep

Apple fanboys are kids who only buy apple products because they want to follow the herd like mindless sheeple rather than analysing the quality of the phone. They just go by the popularity of the product.

by UltimateDoge May 14, 2022

Apple Monday

Apple Monday only occurs on a Full Moon. You have to have apples in your vicinity and maybe apple Monday will come true. Usually someone who is related to apple will turn into an invisible being!

James McKee! It’s Apple Monday on a Full Moon!

by John Is Cote 69 May 23, 2022

Apple Pen

A pen that people waste the fucking money on, because paper is so outdated

Bro: Hey I just bought a new apple pen!

Other Bro: Why?

Bro: because paper is total shit

by By APPLE INC December 25, 2021

Dingle Apple

Noun- When a dingle berry becomes the size of a honey crisp apple.

In college he had sex with such a large, unkept woman, that he was picking dingle apples out of his teeth for days.

by 77NaughtyDaddysGirl92 March 30, 2022

apple jaice

apple juice, I just wanted to define it but I couldn't. here's apple jaice!

"Have you heard of apple jaice?"

"isn't that just apple juice with a a instead of a u?"

by installation November 16, 2021

cheesy apple

cheese + apple = schnack

Can you please get me a cheesy apple said billy. Everyone left billy though. Because he liked cheesy apples.

by Cheesyapple November 20, 2021

Apple The Giant

A homosexual who is very good friends with a Vicarious Dream, they're basically gay together, they like to Yoza each other's Anuks.

Is that an Apple The Giant?, Where's his Vicarious Dream

by Hrrk-Ptoo January 23, 2022