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Gen Alpha

Dumbass bitches that are so fucking annoying and are a fury barking and meowing their way to heaven or hell. Their dumbass are so bad at their subjects that they fail every subject and suck dick and they are so bad at sex that i feel bad for the person who they our having sex with because i promise they bark while they are having a “fun” time.
Person 1 : What gen is that kid in?
Person 2 : I think he belongs in gen alpha look how he is fucking barking to his class
Person 1 : The fuck ur right
by fugj February 9, 2024
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Alpha widow

A woman who obsesses over the image of a man. Although she can live a normal life and move on she feels a void. If she’s able to remeet the man if she’s sensible she’ll see he was nothing she imagine. If unsensible will go back to him despite his red flags.

People who suffer from alpha widow syndrome are able to live normal lives and grow and find someone better but the image they gave a person distorts reality so they’re not able to see things for how they are.
The spiritual may also call this a soul tie.
She’s suffering from alpha widow syndrome so she won’t come out of her head.
by Unija777 February 12, 2024
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Gen Alpha humor

Something that was created by the devil, it includes but is not limited to: Gyat, Skibidi, fanum tax, sigma, and rizzler.
by GamerGuy437 February 13, 2024
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Alpha Stage

Figuring it out as you go! It's that early phase where things are new, messy, and constantly changing. Like learning a new skill, building something with Lego, or planning a big trip, you're experimenting, making adjustments, and seeing what sticks.

Examples:
"My new cooking project is definitely in the alpha stage right now. It's a bit of a disaster, but I'm learning a lot!"

"We're launching a new marketing campaign next month, but it's still in the alpha stage. We're testing different elements and tweaking things as we go."

"My morning routine is in the alpha stage. I'm trying out different apps and habits to see what works best for me."
by Cinemaman2 February 17, 2024
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Gen Alpha

Anyone born from the early 2010's to the present. If you think GenZ was annoying you'll die of cringe watching these fools' mere existence. They are practically copy-cats of GenZ except they just take slang and content, and turn it into a brain rotting parody of the original. They are practically the cargo cult of society, taking what they see as cool and new, and copying it without any understanding of what it means or how it works.
Hey man have you seen this video yet. No man it's just "Gen Alpha" garbage.
by GenerationalNightmare February 22, 2024
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alpha

anybody not named aydan
aydan is not an alpha
by fifteen of February 25, 2024
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alpha females

the leaders of the whole world, everyone must bow down and respect them, they run everyone’s like they are better than the alpha males
OMG it’s a REAL alpha females, i’m in the presence of a goddess. I want to be one of them one day.
by thereal_alpha March 1, 2024
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