alaskin crock pot

When you shove as many ice cubes as you can into your partners asshole, then you let the ice simmer for 30 minutes

Oh babe, give me the alaskin crock pot tonight!

by Crazymatman June 8, 2016

alaskan miner

When you fuck someone so hard that your dick can break through their vagina into their intestines.

I gave her the Alaskan miner last night.

by Diicienskaoi May 27, 2016

Alaskan Ball-Popper

(This requires being male or trans to be done to you) The act of finding your ex cheating on you, and immediately placing your hand in a fist and hulk smashing his testicles mid intercourse with the stranger he's doing it with.

"That crazy motherfucker is an Alaskan Ball-Popper!"

by dick chipper 3kPW December 3, 2016

Alaskan Pipeline

A condom filled with shit and then frozen to be used as a Dildo

Oh put that Alaskan pipeline inside of me baby

by WillGumRoastings Friend December 12, 2016

Alaskan Pop Fly

The act of slapping a woman in the face with your penis and knocking her wig off.

" Dat boys dick was so big!! I wanted him to give me an Alaskan pop fly "

by vagina god 69000 March 16, 2017

alaskan snow cone

The act of pooping on a popsicle stick, freezing it over night and giving it to someone assuring them it is a fudgcile

Guy: "man i gave my ex an alaskan snow cone after she broke up with me."
Guy 2: "that must've been the shittiest fudgecile she's ever had."

by Nattygainz April 7, 2017

Alaskan Corn Dog

An item formed by defecating in a narrow hole in snow or ice (less commonly in a freezer). Traditionally a stick is added to add some measure of sanitation (such as is possible). Once frozen the item is then used in whatever manner one typically employs oblong items of corn dog consistency.

Person 1: "Dude- check it out an Alaskan Corn Dog!"
Person 2: "....the hell's the matter with you?"

by Col. Dignity April 15, 2017