Super Straight

Adj. A man or woman who is only sexually attacked to the opposite gender.

Person 1: “I’m gay.”
Person 2: “I didn’t ask, but thank you for needlessly telling people your sexual orientation. I’m Super Straight.”
Person 1: *Rethinks life and compulsion to tell people about their own sexual orientation.”

by SesualChocolate April 27, 2022

Straight-shooting

Eating while on the toilet in order to multitask or save time

i have started straight-shooting my morning oatmeal to save time after I wake up.

by ShonnGreen July 27, 2016

Super Straight

A super straight person is someone who enjoys shitting in ash trays. Some super straights say its a hobby for them but others say its their fetish.

“Noahs a super straight”
“Actually? Maybe we should shit in ash trays together”

by BuzzBuzzBitches August 2, 2022

straight joesph

an expression of agreement, mainly used when baking cookies at the bakery

"lets go cheef that"---"straight joesph"

"thats straight joesph"

by joesphjoe February 12, 2010

Super straight

A transphobic and homophobic entity who is secretly extremely gay (more gay then gay people themself) and usually have a tentacle and egg laying fetish, they usually hate everything, especially furries, but would gladly get fucked by 10 of them.

Max: I'm super straight
Cylis: Get a life loser

*Max dies from unknown causes 5 hours later*

by Laggi the pansexual dumbass May 6, 2023

Portland Straight

The sexuality of a man who is attracted to women and women who claim to be nonbinary people.

Man 1: "I'm also into nonbinary people like Demi Lovato, so I guess I'm kind of queer."
Man 2: "So you're portland straight?"

by average_folkpunk_enjoyer December 22, 2021

straight girl

that girl who leads on lesbians 2 get the D

lez: i<3 u
straight girl: Shh that lez mustn't know alls I want is the D

by suck_my_d33 June 28, 2021