A person who is self absorbed, thinks highly himself, and is usually in a supervisory position. See: dick with ears.
by Old Man Toot August 29, 2018
Get the Robert Wearsmug. This is the most desperate dude you’ll ever meet. He will beg for pussy any chance he gets even though he’s one himself. He acts like a fucking jerk to his girlfriend just to please his friends and manipulates her without shame
Girl 1: “Damn, Robert is so desperate, He keeps asking me for “boba” and sends me dick pics”
Girl 2: “SEXUAL ASSULT!!”
Girl 2: “SEXUAL ASSULT!!”
by 0.4x January 29, 2022
Get the Robertmug. by Summer roberts lover November 23, 2021
Get the Summer robertsmug. Me: Hey rob, how you doing?
Robert: tf u just call me?
Me: Robert
Robert: that’s not what you said
Me: rob?
Robert: ever seen the movie “saw”?
Me: no
Robert: you’re about to find out
Robert: tf u just call me?
Me: Robert
Robert: that’s not what you said
Me: rob?
Robert: ever seen the movie “saw”?
Me: no
Robert: you’re about to find out
by Shmip January 29, 2022
Get the Robertmug. Robert Parker Tyrell has a tiny todger full of nob cheese. he gets absolutely no pussy. no girl would ever go near his tiny shrimp dick, only his uncle was interested 👀. He enjoys maths and prostitution. he is clearly just a 60 year old disguised as a 15 year old so he can nonce on all the younger people. you can tell by his receding hairline and the fact that once again, he enjoys maths.
by kiddy fiddler 80246 March 3, 2022
Get the robert parker-tyrrelmug. by Jack Roberts.2 November 1, 2018
Get the Jack Robertsmug. if you are a robert goldstein (no offense to any person whose name and last name is Robert Goldstein hence no capitals) you do not understand what the term ehre weiBen kulltur means
by Sexydimma January 8, 2014
Get the robert goldsteinmug.