Logging

The act in which your partner squats onto a tree holding themselves up. Once this is completed, the second partner will adjust themselves onto the lap of the other partner and preform a bowl movement through their legs.

I’ll be back in a second, Madelyn and I are going logging

by Professerdump March 22, 2025

Taking a Log

Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm

Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken

by Evanafex May 20, 2021

carpet log

An oblong piece of excrement(Human or Animal) on a carpet

Bro,there's a carpet log in your living room.

by alextheman October 27, 2012

Mossing the logs

When you jack off into the toilet on your turds!

You better not be in there mossing the logs again Gary!

by JuggaloDundee November 16, 2023

Getting logged out

the most painful thing to happen

OH NO I GOT LOGGED OUT OF MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
True Story: I actually lost two of my YouTube accounts to this they are still faulting around the internet I just can't log in to them Getting logged out sucks

by NERDY HOODIE GUY October 20, 2023

Log Chain

A man with unprecedented penis size. Originally coined by Orange Daddy.

"Orange Daddy whipped out the Log Chain"

by JasonAldong September 2, 2014

Toxic Log

The poop that you take after a night of drinking that contains all the toxins from the alcohol

This is going to be a bad poop. It’s a toxic log.

by Vudah June 14, 2020