Tim A.

A super handsome dude. Girls want to be with him, dudes want to be him. Looks good in a suit but still is very punk rock. Is making me watch a ZZ Top documentary right now.

Guy 1: Hey man, how was last night?
Guy 2: Fucking sweet. I totally Tim A.'ed it last night.

by Phantom DarkMonkey September 6, 2020

Tickling tiny Tim

When a man jerks of his tiny dick

Yo man I heard Jackson tickling tiny Tim last night

by Rachelrachelbobachel September 19, 2021

Tim

his dick is negative inches and is constantly sleep deprived. Sits on his fucking play station 25/8. Cuts his hair short and eveyone knows its shit. negative metere defeter , lives on computer, poo sniffer

tim is a negstive meater defeater.

by luisbigd April 25, 2023

Tim

Ugly piece of shit

Wow, he’s ugly!

“Yeah, he looks like Tim”

by Timisauglypieceofshit November 22, 2021

Tim Jacobs

The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.

Always living the ream!

Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'

James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...

by ebotnomed April 2, 2019

lil tim

lil tim is a dirty ass nigga who smells like corn flakes and golden flakes greasy ass potato chips, he has no bitches and he took his mom to his 8th grade graduation.

"lil tim is a bum ass nigga"

by b4bi April 6, 2022

Tim

a big-headed jit.

That Tim over there going crazy.

by Jit Lover April 28, 2021