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Replacement girlfriend

A single girl that is friends with a boy who is in a relationship. When the boys girlfriend is busy, this is who he talks to. Sometimes he might even block this person when he is hanging out with his actual girlfriend
“My girlfriend is asleep right now so you’re my replacement girlfriend
by Helpinggirlsout December 6, 2023
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blowjob girlfriend

blowjob girlfriend only does blow jobs and nothing else no emotional support just blow jobs.
by kingofanthills@gmail.com December 6, 2021
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national text your girlfriend back day

a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)
lisa : cheyenne it’s national text your girlfriend back day

cheyenne : Read 8:23 pm
by lisa277 October 15, 2019
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Twerk on your girlfriend or boyfriend day

You get to twerk on your boy friends or girlfriend in march 11
Trows it back
Ayyyye
It’s twerk on your girlfriend or boyfriend day
by Kaylabossy March 9, 2020
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National shank your girlfriend day

19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend
you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair
by Meatloaf Man July 18, 2021
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Girlfriend

a huge part of your imagination. No matter how much you work and try, it is impossible to get a gf. a girlfriend is a strange creature that you will never get so quit trying.
Friend 1: Hey how was your summer?

Friend 2: Not good. I spent 456 years just for a girlfriend and never found one still
by hirku tierou yvhguherijfhgyure September 26, 2022
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girlfriend

smth u 100% don't have and never will
carl: omg i got a girlfriend!

sam: lucky, i still haven't gotten one

carl : skill issue
by 00dd3y3 October 24, 2023
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