n. A manoeuvre often performed up dark alleys by ladies returning from the pub, and filmed by CCTV operators.
by MalibuMan October 24, 2010
Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.
Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.
I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.
I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.
I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.
I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.
by Dick Onchin October 08, 2020
This is what occurs after a long day at work. Usually to take place on that... back porch. Alternately, it could take place prior to going grape-ape on that.. baboon pussy.
More finitely defined, rippin n sippin is the act of smoking and drinking.
More finitely defined, rippin n sippin is the act of smoking and drinking.
by seadonkey September 12, 2011
I'll meet up with you later tonight, right now I just want to go home for a little wank n' tank to recharge.
by emupop October 09, 2014
When a male takes a dump and drops a big healthy turd and rubs out a load of man curd are the same time.
I just did a turd n’ curd and left it.
I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd n’ curd.
I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd n’ curd.
by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020
A group of over-ranked, elderly men that join together to play softball, consume large amounts of drugs and alcohol, and act better than everyone else.
Nate: Those D & N Construction guys sure know how to ride Pup's coat tail! ...But Juice is a good guy.
by TheLeonardbirdcall January 27, 2017