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National show off your wife day

The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is

Post your wife
Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!
by Doublejfluff October 4, 2021
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Hot Wife Summer

Hey girl, are you joining us for hot girl summer
“Nah, I’m doing hot wife summer!”
by anonymous June 7, 2021
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shite wife

British term to describe a woman who may or may not be your wife that needs to be asked to do things/favours instead of just knowing you want a hot chocolate.
Your such a shite wife (insert name) , (insert name) makes me coffee all shift, you just roll your eyes and do it or refuse.
by Big aldo October 30, 2019
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Single Wife

An unmarried or not involved in a relationship Women of God with a posture of a wife. Doing or has done the work of wholenesss on self, awaiting the Man of God, the pupose partner that God has ordained.
The Single Wife will be a bride in God's timing.
by unapologetically me March 11, 2023
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I Shot My Wife

a shitpost Discord server ran by Duarte, best discord server in the world with members like Bliky, Peter Griffin, Mr. Breast and CEO of Wish.cum. it is the best server in the world with emotes and stickers and much much more
Guy 1: have any E-Girl anime servers?
Guy 2: Here *sends I Shot My Wife link*
Guy 1: thanks, my life has changed
by JesperYT October 11, 2023
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The good wife syndrome

When men watch this show it immediately shrinks their balls to the size of raisins.
Hey man have you seen Connor lately? No, why? He is tiny as hell and talks with a lisp. Wow he must have the good wife syndrome.
by Larrykernen September 23, 2022
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Wife Beater

1. A man/woman (whatever you're into) who beats their wife.
2. A kind of shirt worn by above said people.
1. Jorge: Hey, Bill! How was your wife last night?

Bill: Yeah, she didn't want my big, hard cock last night. So I became a wife beater.

2. Can I borrow your wife beater, bro?

Nah, sorry, it's my life blood man. I gotta wear it for a certain occasion tonight.
by BillyFriedCakes November 18, 2018
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