jotaros._.wife

amazing bitch, i don't blame you for wanting to immediately marry her. now go on tiktok and follow her or im gonna take ur toes :)

person1: have you heard of jotaros._.wife?
person2: yes i love her so much

person1: :DDD

by xed7even April 4, 2021

egg wife

my wife that cheated on me

me: bro my egg wife cheated on me
my friend: yeah i fucked her

me: isn’t she like a lesbian wtf

by saf -.- December 27, 2020

my wife

ur mom

Your mom is my wife

by gsahmdchiEKqf;udoqp September 10, 2022

netflix wife

The girl or woman you watch Netflix with all the time. You start new shows together discuss them and finish them together

She just finished another show with him. That must be his Netflix wife.

by ForRealMamas September 30, 2018

Flasher's Wife

Lauren Boebert

Lauren "Qbert" Boebert's husband exposed himself to underage girls in a bowling alley, which makes her The Flasher's Wife

by Uncle Joosie May 12, 2022

Wife-extender

A stepping stool

Chippies might need to invest in a wife-extender as he is into short women that cannot reach the top shelf

by The Tracer March 5, 2025

Wife beater

Wife beaters. Also known as drunk black men, also known as raccoons.

Get that wife beater to the field.

by anonymous April 23, 2022