A pompous, shitshow of a university where the wealth of the students is exceeded only be the tightness of their jeans.
by PineyTrain143 December 26, 2010
Get the Yale University mug.A public university in Terre Haute, Indiana that is usually one's back up school to their back up school. No true academic reputation like the other public schools in Indiana. The only people who will go here are those who never tried in high school, causing them to be rejected by Purdue, IU and Ball State, or college drop outs. Hence why it's acronym, ISU, truly means "I Screwed Up."
Random guy: "Where do you go to school?"
Indiana State University student: "I use to go to Purdue, but I couldn't handle it and dropped out, so now I'm at ISU."
Random guy: "What's ISU?"
ISU Student: "I Screwed Up"
Indiana State University student: "I use to go to Purdue, but I couldn't handle it and dropped out, so now I'm at ISU."
Random guy: "What's ISU?"
ISU Student: "I Screwed Up"
by that guy 21 June 14, 2011
Get the Indiana State University mug.A ridiculous, over-religious school located in Jackson, TN. Students aren't allowed to be in nightclubs, bars, or near alcohol. If pictures of such activity are found a student's Facebook, they are disciplined. One of the ten parts of the application for incoming students is the question, "Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?" And they pay for soccer players to come from other countries to play on their team.
Guy 1: "Did you hear about those Union University girls?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, bunch of prudes."
Guy 1: "I heard a girl that graduated in 1986 is STILL a virgin."
Average Guy: "Do you wanna come back to my place?"
Union Girl: "No thank you, I have to go read my bible some more."
Guy 2: "Yeah, bunch of prudes."
Guy 1: "I heard a girl that graduated in 1986 is STILL a virgin."
Average Guy: "Do you wanna come back to my place?"
Union Girl: "No thank you, I have to go read my bible some more."
by LU-Student January 6, 2008
Get the Union University mug.A large urban university located in Atlanta, Georgia. The school is located right next to Grady Memorial hospital and underground atlanta.
In 2012, the school is the fastest growing sugar baby college in the nation so much so that Drake mentioned GSU in his song HYFR. The smell of cheap girls, rachetness, marijuana and bad beer from Green's can never be erased. The school claims to be a research university but barely has enough money to cover their population's computer use. GSU is known to be an unofficial public HBCU sponsoring many events with Clark Atlanta, Morehouse and other HBCUs. GSU got its Panther mascot from Clark Atlanta University.
GSU is also a hub for post-bacc students who want to go back to school. The school is primarily a commuter school. As tuition continues to go up and up the number of students able to afford to live on campus goes down and down.
The school traces its strong African American roots from rapper Ludacris who attended GSU(but didn't graduate)
GSU started out as a night school but has transformed into a night university. The school has a rivalry with Georgia Southern University.
Every night club in Atlanta would be out of business without Georgia State students.
In 2012, the school is the fastest growing sugar baby college in the nation so much so that Drake mentioned GSU in his song HYFR. The smell of cheap girls, rachetness, marijuana and bad beer from Green's can never be erased. The school claims to be a research university but barely has enough money to cover their population's computer use. GSU is known to be an unofficial public HBCU sponsoring many events with Clark Atlanta, Morehouse and other HBCUs. GSU got its Panther mascot from Clark Atlanta University.
GSU is also a hub for post-bacc students who want to go back to school. The school is primarily a commuter school. As tuition continues to go up and up the number of students able to afford to live on campus goes down and down.
The school traces its strong African American roots from rapper Ludacris who attended GSU(but didn't graduate)
GSU started out as a night school but has transformed into a night university. The school has a rivalry with Georgia Southern University.
Every night club in Atlanta would be out of business without Georgia State students.
Yo where are you going to college?"
"I didn't get in to UGA or Georiga Tech. I have to go to Georgia State University."
"I'm so sorry, but at least they have football?"
"Yeah, too bad they have lost every season they have been in existence and get worse every year."
"Oh yeah. At least they have dorms?"
"Yeah, too bad the dorms are really just old hotels converted into housing complexes. Most of them look like jail cells."
"Oh that's true. Well, at least if you ever get shot the hospital is right there?"
"Yeah I guess you're right! Go panthers!"
"I didn't get in to UGA or Georiga Tech. I have to go to Georgia State University."
"I'm so sorry, but at least they have football?"
"Yeah, too bad they have lost every season they have been in existence and get worse every year."
"Oh yeah. At least they have dorms?"
"Yeah, too bad the dorms are really just old hotels converted into housing complexes. Most of them look like jail cells."
"Oh that's true. Well, at least if you ever get shot the hospital is right there?"
"Yeah I guess you're right! Go panthers!"
by BobMarleyMon February 16, 2013
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"The Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets... a place where freshman thru juniors put up with crap just to have 'privileges' I've had since I first got here, and the right to wear ugly boots that cost over $1000"
by former corps freshman December 28, 2007
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Best school in the Northwest overall when it comes to academics and student body. An Awesome campus right in the Emerald City. Students at UW are hot, smart, chill, down, and friendly. Great diversity, athletics, programs, faculty, and the hottest girls in the Washington state. Guys who go here are lucky.
Best school in the Northwest overall when it comes to academics and student body. An Awesome campus right in the Emerald City. Students at UW are hot, smart, chill, down, and friendly. Great diversity, athletics, programs, faculty, and the hottest girls in the Washington state. Guys who go here are lucky.
Guy 1: Hey man, I got into the University of Washington!!!
Guy 2: Aw you lucky bitch, they got the hottest girls in the Pac 10. I wish I were you.
Guy 1: Don't trip bro, keep it pushing and you'll eventually get in.
Guy 2: Fuck ya! I'm about to be a Husky!!!
Guy 2: Aw you lucky bitch, they got the hottest girls in the Pac 10. I wish I were you.
Guy 1: Don't trip bro, keep it pushing and you'll eventually get in.
Guy 2: Fuck ya! I'm about to be a Husky!!!
by mike184 March 6, 2009
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